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Forno Bravo Forum Community,

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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    >> > WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
    > >
    > >
    > > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect ?
    > > Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
    > Wedding
    > > plans take care of
    > > themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
    > be
    > > President. You can
    > > never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
    > water
    > > park. You can wear
    > > NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the
    > truth.
    > > The world is your
    > > urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
    > station
    > > restroom because this
    > > one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
    > of
    > > which way to turn a
    > > nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
    > character.
    > > Wedding dress
    > > $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your
    > chest
    > > when you're talking to
    > > them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
    > feet.
    > > One mood all the time.
    > >
    > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
    > know
    > > stuff about tanks. A
    > > five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can
    > open
    > > all your own jars.
    > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of
    > > thoughtfulness. If someone
    > > forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
    > friend.
    > >
    > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
    > of
    > > shoes are more than
    > > enough. You almost never have strap problems in
    > public. You
    > > are unable to see
    > > wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
    > stays its
    > > original color. The
    > > same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
    > only
    > > have to shave your face
    > > and neck.
    > >
    > > You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and
    > one
    > > pair of shoes -- one
    > > color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter
    > how
    > > your legs look. You
    > > can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have
    > freedom
    > > of choice concerning
    > > growing a moustache.
    > >
    > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
    > December
    > > 24 in 25 minutes.
    > >
    > > No wonder men are happier.
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