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Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.

To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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Bank is installing new Drive-through

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  • Bank is installing new Drive-through

    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

    'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through
    ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without
    leaving their vehicles.

    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
    procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

    After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures
    have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for
    your gender.'

    ************ ********* ********* *
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.

    ************ ********* ********* *

    What is really funny is that most of this part is the
    truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car
    window with the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
    locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them
    back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to
    its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written
    on the inside back page..
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash
    inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place
    receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card
    into the slot provided!
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on cell phone.
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release Parking Brake.

  • #2
    Re: Bank is installing new Drive-through

    Originally posted by dida View Post
    ************ ********* ********* *

    Too true, but please stop making fun of my wife; That's not nice.


    • #3
      Re: Bank is installing new Drive-through

      I resent that! I NEVER use the cell phone when I'm in the car!
      "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)



      • #4
        Re: Bank is installing new Drive-through

        Originally posted by Frances View Post
        I resent that! I NEVER use the cell phone when I'm in the car!
        But everything else is accurate?
        My Oven Thread:


        • #5
          Re: Bank is installing new Drive-through

          Similar to everytime I am behind a woman at the checkout in a grocery, department, or convenience (ha, ha) store.......minus the car.

          The worst scenario involves the above mentioned intensive search, not finding their card, FINDING their checkbook, writing the check, balancing the checkbook, then having to search for their ID/Driver License for the store to accept the check.eek:

          Come on Frances, looks like this fight is a bit one sided