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Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.


To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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  • Buttercups

    Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into
    the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow
    buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
    thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
    All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a
    little old woman appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother
    Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
    buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't
    have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life:
    better still, you won't have any butter for your toast
    for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you'll
    never have any butter for anything the rest of your
    life!' Then POOF! She was gone!

    After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his
    friend, 'Fred, where are you?'Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'
    Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred FOR THE LOVE
    OF GOD, DON'T SWING!'
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  • #2
    Re: Buttercups

    Nice!!!!!!!

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    • #3
      Re: Buttercups

      The Salesman

      A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida
      and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking
      for a job.

      The Manager says, 'Do
      you have any sales experience?'

      The kid says
      'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin .'


      Well, the boss liked the
      kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after
      we close and see how you did.'


      His first day on the job
      was rough, but he got through it.


      After the store was
      locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something
      from you today?'


      The kid says, 'One.'


      The boss says, 'Just
      one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was
      the sale for?'



      The kid
      says, '$101,237.65.'



      The boss
      says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'



      The kid says, 'First, I
      sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then
      I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I
      asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told
      him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him
      a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda
      Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department
      and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'



      The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'



      The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude,
      your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'
      "Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. " Charles Mingus
      "Build at least two brick ovens...one to make all the mistakes on and the other to be just like you dreamed of!" Dutch

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