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Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.

To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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Why italians can’t be paramedics

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  • Why italians can’t be paramedics

    Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
    He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

    Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “I think Sal is dead! What should I do?”

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
    First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

    There is a silence…and then a shot is heard.

    Vinny’s voice comes back on the line, “Okay…now what?”
    Great pizza, a cold beer,a great cigar and great friends...my idea of a great time

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    Re: Why italians can’t be paramedics

    Good one!

    I thought this one was heading down the road of the guy Sal, who got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake while hiking. His friend Vinney calls 911 for help. The emergency technician instructs him to suck out the venom out of the snakebite or Sal might perish.

    Sal, writhing on the ground and obviously worried asks Vinney what they told him. Vinney just shakes his head - "they said you're going to die!"
    Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.



    • #3
      Re: Why italians can’t be paramedics

      I thought it might become Bronx CPR...take your foot and press 3 times on the chest and then blow at them 3 times(while still standing up)...works better when its just demonstration
      "Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. " Charles Mingus
      "Build at least two brick ovens...one to make all the mistakes on and the other to be just like you dreamed of!" Dutch