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  • scottish joke....

    A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

    A Gamekeeper shouts,
    'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'

    The man replies,
    'My good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.'

    The keeper replies,

    'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!
    sigpicTiempo para guzarlos..... ...enjoy every sandwich!

  • #2
    Re: scottish joke....

    AYE! Et's a gud un.


    • #3
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      Heh heh heh....that's pretty good, Johnny. BUT THAT AIN'T THE WAY I HEERED IT.

      Channeling Mr. Oldtimer.


      • #4
        Re: scottish joke....

        We have that one over here with some poor non-Swiss person (just insert the nationality of your choice) drinking water out of the (fairly polluted) Rhine. I like the Scottish version better though.
        "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)



        • #5
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          I like the Scots' cure for seasickness- Lean over the railing with a dime clenched between your teeth.