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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

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  • Tequila. Don't drink too much

    A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on

    The counter and sees it's filled with $10 bills
    Man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it!


    He approaches the bartender and asks,
    'What's up with
    the jar?'

    'Well... you pay ten dollars... and IF you pass three
    tests you get all the money!!!'

    The man certainly isn't going to pass this up!
    'What are the three tests?'

    'Pay FIRST...' says the bartender...
    'Those are the rules'

    So the man give him the $10 and the
    bartender drops it
    into the jar...

    OK,' the bartender says, 'here's what you need to do...

    FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON
    of pepper tequila
    the WHOLE thing, all at ONCE.... and you CAN'T
    make a face
    while doing it...

    SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out
    back with a
    sore tooth..You have to REMOVE the tooth
    with your BARE HANDS...

    THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman
    upstairs who has NEVER reached orgasm
    during intercourse.. You've gotta
    MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her.'

    The man is stunned... 'I KNOW I paid my
    10 bucks... but
    I'm not an IDIOT! I WON'T DO IT!!!
    You have to be NUTS to drink a
    gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those
    OTHER THINGS!!!'

    Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your MONEY stays
    where it is..'

    The man has a few drinks...
    then a few more...
    Finally...he asks, 'WHERRRRE'S ZAAAT
    TEQUIIIILA?!'
    He grabs the gallon with both hands and
    downs it with a
    big slurp...Tears are streaming down
    both cheeks, but he doesn't
    make a face...
    Next... he staggers out back where the
    pit bull is chained-up...

    The people inside the bar hear a HUGE,
    NOISY SCUFFLE
    going on outside..
    They hear the pit bull barking...
    the guy screaming...
    the pit bull yelping... and then SILENCE.

    Just when they think the man SURELY must
    be dead, he staggers
    back into the bar .. with his shirt ripped...
    and large,
    bloody scratches all over his body...

    'NOW.......' he says.





    WHERES THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE
    SORE TOOTH?!?!?!
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