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I went to the doctor.... - Forno Bravo Forum: The Wood-Fired Oven Community



Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.

To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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I went to the doctor....

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  • I went to the doctor....

    I went to the doctor the other day for a checkup

    Midway through his examination, the doctor stops and says

    "You're gonna have to stop masturbating you know...."

    I said Why?

    He said "Because I'm trying to examine you."
    Last edited by Mitchamus; 02-12-2009, 03:07 PM.
    My 2nd Build:
    Is here

  • #2
    Re: I went to the doctor....

    Hehehehe! Yuks! Funny funny! Where's Frances? She might enjoy this.
    Good post Mitch!
    Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.



    • #3
      Re: I went to the doctor....

      I went to the doctor the other day and he ordered a brain scan. He told me that nothing on the left side was right and on the right side nothing was left.
      Kindled with zeal and fired with passion.


      • #4
        Re: I went to the doctor....

        George, now what on earth would make you say a thing like that....?

        - Cool. Not one I'll tell the kids though.
        "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)



        • #5
          Re: I went to the doctor....

          an oldie but a goodie...
          i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
          Great pizza, a cold beer,a great cigar and great friends...my idea of a great time


          • #6
            Re: I went to the doctor....

            The joke was funny......but I thought the Frances comment was funnier. BTW that is a complement Frances.



            • #7
              Re: I went to the doctor....

              Ha Ha, got me thinking about the one masturbating and owning hybrid cars, it feels just about the same and the end result is the same, but you will always be a wanker. Sorry to all you Prius drivers.


              • #8
                Re: I went to the doctor....

                I took my wife to the doctor yesterday and he pulled me aside and said,
                " I don't like the look of her"
                I said
                "Neither do I, but she's a great cook and she's terrific with the kids"
                Kindled with zeal and fired with passion.


                • #9
                  Re: I went to the doctor....

                  A man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

                  The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

                  The man says, "You have a deal, Doc."

                  Monday morning the man returns to the doctor's office with his arm in a sling.

                  The doctor asks, "What happened"?

                  The man answers, "Nobody showed up!"

                  "Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. " Charles Mingus
                  "Build at least two brick ovens...one to make all the mistakes on and the other to be just like you dreamed of!" Dutch


                  • #10
                    Re: I went to the doctor....

                    Fella woke up after his operation and said "doctor, I can't feel my legs."
                    Doctor replied, "I'm not surprised, we had to amputate both your arms."
                    Kindled with zeal and fired with passion.