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Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.


To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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A camel and an elephant...

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  • A camel and an elephant...

    I told my ten year old daughter that joke about the two pizzas today... she wasn´t very impressed and told me this one instead...

    So, a camel and an elephant met one day.

    The elephant peers at the camel for a while and then says: Tell me, why have you got your bosom on your back?

    The camel says: I dunno. But it certainly beats having a p***s on my face!
    "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

  • #2
    Re: A camel and an elephant...

    Great!!!

    Especially great KIDS joke.

    Sorry, but that whips the "two pizzas" joke. And the "tomato paste" one too.

    dusty

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    • #3
      Re: A camel and an elephant...

      That's similar to the elephant that escaped from a circus and was found in an old woman's garden feeding itself.
      In her report, she said that "it came into my garden, pulled up the plants with it's tail and I can't tell you where it stuffed it!"


      Neill
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      • #4
        Re: A camel and an elephant...

        This reminds me of that other elephant joke, where a small girl is at the zoo with her mother. They're looking at the elephants, when the little girl goes:

        Mommy, what it that thing hanging down there?
        That's the elephant's trunk, dear.
        No, not that. Further back.
        That's the elephant's tail, dear.
        No, not that, the thing in the middle.
        Oh, er... that's nothing.

        Whereupon the man in front of her turns round and says: Wow, you're a lucky lady!
        "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

        http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
        http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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