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  • A camel and an elephant...

    I told my ten year old daughter that joke about the two pizzas today... she wasn´t very impressed and told me this one instead...

    So, a camel and an elephant met one day.

    The elephant peers at the camel for a while and then says: Tell me, why have you got your bosom on your back?

    The camel says: I dunno. But it certainly beats having a p***s on my face!
    "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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    Re: A camel and an elephant...

    Great!!!

    Especially great KIDS joke.

    Sorry, but that whips the "two pizzas" joke. And the "tomato paste" one too.

    dusty

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    • #3
      Re: A camel and an elephant...

      That's similar to the elephant that escaped from a circus and was found in an old woman's garden feeding itself.
      In her report, she said that "it came into my garden, pulled up the plants with it's tail and I can't tell you where it stuffed it!"


      Neill
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      • #4
        Re: A camel and an elephant...

        This reminds me of that other elephant joke, where a small girl is at the zoo with her mother. They're looking at the elephants, when the little girl goes:

        Mommy, what it that thing hanging down there?
        That's the elephant's trunk, dear.
        No, not that. Further back.
        That's the elephant's tail, dear.
        No, not that, the thing in the middle.
        Oh, er... that's nothing.

        Whereupon the man in front of her turns round and says: Wow, you're a lucky lady!
        "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

        http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
        http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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