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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • A camel and an elephant...

    I told my ten year old daughter that joke about the two pizzas today... she wasn´t very impressed and told me this one instead...

    So, a camel and an elephant met one day.

    The elephant peers at the camel for a while and then says: Tell me, why have you got your bosom on your back?

    The camel says: I dunno. But it certainly beats having a p***s on my face!
    "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

  • #2
    Re: A camel and an elephant...

    Great!!!

    Especially great KIDS joke.

    Sorry, but that whips the "two pizzas" joke. And the "tomato paste" one too.

    dusty

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    • #3
      Re: A camel and an elephant...

      That's similar to the elephant that escaped from a circus and was found in an old woman's garden feeding itself.
      In her report, she said that "it came into my garden, pulled up the plants with it's tail and I can't tell you where it stuffed it!"


      Neill
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      • #4
        Re: A camel and an elephant...

        This reminds me of that other elephant joke, where a small girl is at the zoo with her mother. They're looking at the elephants, when the little girl goes:

        Mommy, what it that thing hanging down there?
        That's the elephant's trunk, dear.
        No, not that. Further back.
        That's the elephant's tail, dear.
        No, not that, the thing in the middle.
        Oh, er... that's nothing.

        Whereupon the man in front of her turns round and says: Wow, you're a lucky lady!
        "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

        http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
        http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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