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    A six year old and his grandfather are shopping together in the mall. Unfortunately the get separated but the boy has the good sense to approach the security guy.

    "I've lost my grandaddy"

    "OK what's he like"

    "Double malt whiskey and girls with big tits"
    Kindled with zeal and fired with passion.

  • #2
    Re: lost

    Lol David...sounds like some one I know.............
    Cheers Lee

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    • #3
      Re: lost

      OK,
      I only laughed a little, for about three minutes or so. Then I teared up, made funny snorting noises and drooled a bit. I love stupid sexist jokes, along with poo poo noises. (notice that I now speak baby talk for excrement. I wonder where that came from?) Sorry ladies. I'm and idiot deep down inside. OK, I admit it, I'm and idiot on the outside too. Funny joke in my book!
      G.
      GJBingham
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      Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

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      • #4
        Re: lost

        Great "cute joke", as my wife would say.
        George - Great to see you are still popping in from time to time. We all miss ya, hope all is well with the family .

        RT

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        • #5
          Re: lost

          Hmmm I think that kid just described my (now deceased) grandfather. Around 4pm he could always be found drinking a burbon and watching Baywatch.

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          • #6
            Re: lost

            I had heard that watching Baywatch could have lasting effects on ones health. I think it was right before my wife bopped me on the head.

            Christo
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            • #7
              Re: lost

              Try the burbon instead.

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