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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • lost

    A six year old and his grandfather are shopping together in the mall. Unfortunately the get separated but the boy has the good sense to approach the security guy.

    "I've lost my grandaddy"

    "OK what's he like"

    "Double malt whiskey and girls with big tits"
    Kindled with zeal and fired with passion.

  • #2
    Re: lost

    Lol David...sounds like some one I know.............
    Cheers Lee

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    • #3
      Re: lost

      OK,
      I only laughed a little, for about three minutes or so. Then I teared up, made funny snorting noises and drooled a bit. I love stupid sexist jokes, along with poo poo noises. (notice that I now speak baby talk for excrement. I wonder where that came from?) Sorry ladies. I'm and idiot deep down inside. OK, I admit it, I'm and idiot on the outside too. Funny joke in my book!
      G.
      GJBingham
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      Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

      -

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      • #4
        Re: lost

        Great "cute joke", as my wife would say.
        George - Great to see you are still popping in from time to time. We all miss ya, hope all is well with the family .

        RT

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        • #5
          Re: lost

          Hmmm I think that kid just described my (now deceased) grandfather. Around 4pm he could always be found drinking a burbon and watching Baywatch.

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          • #6
            Re: lost

            I had heard that watching Baywatch could have lasting effects on ones health. I think it was right before my wife bopped me on the head.

            Christo
            My oven progress -
            http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/c...cina-1227.html
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            • #7
              Re: lost

              Try the burbon instead.

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