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Forno Bravo Forum Community,

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • Surgeons

    Got this by email the other day... it made me laugh, so I hope you like it.



    Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded. "

    The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have less organs than other paople. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. In fact there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the asshole - and they're interchangeable."
    "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

  • #2
    Re: Surgeons

    Yep!

    Liked it alot. Made me LOL here all by myself.

    Perfect timing too. We are going to elect a new president next Tues. Been flooded with propaganda.

    dusty

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    • #3
      Re: Surgeons

      Originally posted by dusty View Post
      We are going to elect a new president next Tues.
      Oh hey, is that right? I hadn't noticed. At all.

      You know, I think next time we have an election here in Switzerland, the wordwide media should bombard everyone and anyone with it for months on end, too.
      "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

      http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
      http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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      • #4
        Re: Surgeons

        Originally posted by Frances View Post
        Oh hey, is that right? I hadn't noticed. At all.
        Ah...sarcasim. I really didn't know EVERYONE WORLD WIDE was bombarded, but I should have. We are, after all, awfully importent over here.

        dusty

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        • #5
          Re: Surgeons

          Sorry, world. You should try living in a "battleground" state... robocalls (some of them really quite repulsive), rallies, more rallies, etc. etc. etc.... I'm so tired of it I can't wait for Tuesday.
          Elizabeth

          http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/e...html#post41545

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          • #6
            Re: Surgeons

            Originally posted by egalecki View Post
            Sorry, world. You should try living in a "battleground" state... I'm so tired of it I can't wait for Tuesday.
            I bet!

            No real battle here in "liberal" Cal.

            I don't even want to THINK of what you must be going through. Nevada is the same way.

            Luckily, it will all be over soon.

            dusty

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            • #7
              Re: Surgeons

              I feel Elizabeth's pain...FL is always key (so they say). Add to that the whole "hanging chad" recount stigma and you have an entire 3 ring ass clown circus.

              Frances, you wouldn't have a name we could attach to surgeon #5, would you? I'd like to make him a "write in" choice on Tues, he really seems to understand the political process.

              RT

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              • #8
                Re: Surgeons

                That could be quite a tourist attraction: "come and experience the US elections up close!"

                I probably can't even begin to imagine what its like. Not long to go now though.
                "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

                http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
                http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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