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Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.


To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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    Got this by email the other day... it made me laugh, so I hope you like it.



    Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded. "

    The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have less organs than other paople. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. In fact there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the asshole - and they're interchangeable."
    "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

  • #2
    Re: Surgeons

    Yep!

    Liked it alot. Made me LOL here all by myself.

    Perfect timing too. We are going to elect a new president next Tues. Been flooded with propaganda.

    dusty

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    • #3
      Re: Surgeons

      Originally posted by dusty View Post
      We are going to elect a new president next Tues.
      Oh hey, is that right? I hadn't noticed. At all.

      You know, I think next time we have an election here in Switzerland, the wordwide media should bombard everyone and anyone with it for months on end, too.
      "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

      http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
      http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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      • #4
        Re: Surgeons

        Originally posted by Frances View Post
        Oh hey, is that right? I hadn't noticed. At all.
        Ah...sarcasim. I really didn't know EVERYONE WORLD WIDE was bombarded, but I should have. We are, after all, awfully importent over here.

        dusty

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        • #5
          Re: Surgeons

          Sorry, world. You should try living in a "battleground" state... robocalls (some of them really quite repulsive), rallies, more rallies, etc. etc. etc.... I'm so tired of it I can't wait for Tuesday.
          Elizabeth

          http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/e...html#post41545

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          • #6
            Re: Surgeons

            Originally posted by egalecki View Post
            Sorry, world. You should try living in a "battleground" state... I'm so tired of it I can't wait for Tuesday.
            I bet!

            No real battle here in "liberal" Cal.

            I don't even want to THINK of what you must be going through. Nevada is the same way.

            Luckily, it will all be over soon.

            dusty

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            • #7
              Re: Surgeons

              I feel Elizabeth's pain...FL is always key (so they say). Add to that the whole "hanging chad" recount stigma and you have an entire 3 ring ass clown circus.

              Frances, you wouldn't have a name we could attach to surgeon #5, would you? I'd like to make him a "write in" choice on Tues, he really seems to understand the political process.

              RT

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              • #8
                Re: Surgeons

                That could be quite a tourist attraction: "come and experience the US elections up close!"

                I probably can't even begin to imagine what its like. Not long to go now though.
                "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

                http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
                http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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