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  • Makes me proud to be an aussie :-)

    'Hello, is this the police?'
    'Yes it is. How can we help you?'
    'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza.
    He's hiding illegal substances inside his firewood!'
    'Thank you very much for the call.'
    The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house
    in great numbers.
    They search the house and then go out to the shed where
    the firewood is kept.
    Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood
    but they find no illegal substances.
    They swear at Wazza and leave.
    The phone rings at Wazza's house. 'Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?'
    'Yeah!'
    'Did they chop up your firewood?'
    'Yep.'
    'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate ...:
    Cheers Lee
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