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Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.


To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING:

    We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us

    that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough

    motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we

    had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook

    his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2

    was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'

    We haven't used Sears repair since.




    IDIOT SIGHTING

    My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave

    the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.

    She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way

    you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the

    manager who asked me to repeat my request.. I did so, an and he handed me

    back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of

    thing. The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in

    change.



    Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.




    IDIOT SIGHTING:

    I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local

    township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING

    sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!

    I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'



    From Kingman, KS




    IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

    My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person

    behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

    From Kansas City




    IDIOT SIGHTING:

    I was at the airport , checking in at the gate when an

    airport employee asked, Has anyone put anything in your baggage

    without your knowledge? To which I replied, 'If it was without

    my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly

    and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

    Happened in Birmingham , Ala.





    IDIOT SIGHTING:

    The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's

    safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an

    intellectually challenged coworker of mine.

    She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals

    blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, What on

    earth are blind people doing driving?

    She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS





    IDIOT SIGHTING:

    I work with an individual who plugged her power

    strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't

    understand why her system would not turn on.

    A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office,

    no less.


    IDIOT SIGHTING

    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile

    dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been

    locked in it. We went to the service department and found a

    mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's

    side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the

    door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. Hey,' I announced to the

    technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.


    This was at the Ford dealership in Canton ,

    Mississippi



    STAY ALERT.


    They walk among us...........



    AND THEY BREED!!!!



    And many of them Vote!
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