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Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.


To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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The fly, fish, bear, hunter, mouse & the cat

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  • The fly, fish, bear, hunter, mouse & the cat

    The fly, fish, bear, hunter, mouse & the cat
    This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.



    There is a moral to this story......

    (Maybe not the one Most of you expect.... So, just read on!)

    In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.

    The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,

    'Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.'

    There was a fish in the water thinking,

    'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.'

    There was a bear on the shore thinking,

    'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches
    That fish will jump for the fly...
    And I will grab the fish!!'

    It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank
    Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....

    'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches...
    And that fish leaps for it...
    That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
    I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.'


    Now, you probably think this is
    Enough activity on one river bank,

    But I can tell you there's more....


    A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,

    'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...
    And that fish jumps for that fly..
    And that bear grabs for that fish..
    The dumb hunter will shoot the bear
    And drop his cheese sandwich.'

    A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
    (as was fashionable to do on the banks of
    This particular river around lunch time)

    'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..
    And that fish jumps for that fly .
    And that bear grabs for that fish
    And that hunter shoots that bear..
    And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .
    Then I can have mouse for lunch.'


    The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he
    Heads down for the cooling mist of the water.

    The fish swallows the fly...


    The bear grabs the fish..


    The hunter shoots the bear..


    The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...


    The cat jumps for the mouse..
    The mouse ducks...

    The cat falls into the water and drowns.



    NOW, The Moral Of The Story....


    Whenever a fly goes down three inches,




    Some pussy is gonna be in serious danger.
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