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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • Swiss joke

    For this joke you have to know that people from Basel and people from Zurich do not get on well together....

    So there are these four people sitting in a train, a guy from Zurich, a guy from Basel, and oposite them a very beautiful blond woman and a nun.

    The lights in the train compartment aren't working, so when the train presently goes through a tunnel, all four of them are left sitting in the pitch black dark. Then there's the sound of a resounding slap...

    When the train comes out of the tunnel all of them can see that the Zurich guy has a bright red palm print on his cheek.

    The nun thinks: "Aha, that Zurich guy tried to kiss the blond in the dark and she defended herself. Good for her!"

    The blond thinks: "Aha, the Zurich guy obviously wanted to kiss me in the dark, but got confused and went for the nun instead. Serve him right!"

    The Zurich guy thinks: "Blast! The Basel guy must have tried to kiss the blond and in the dark she ended up hitting me instead of him."

    And the Basel guy thinks: "Hey cool, in the next tunnel I'll clobber that idiot from Zurich again!"
    "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)


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    Re: Swiss joke

    I'll have to forward that one to my brother in Zurich!
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