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Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.

To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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Swiss joke

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  • Swiss joke

    For this joke you have to know that people from Basel and people from Zurich do not get on well together....

    So there are these four people sitting in a train, a guy from Zurich, a guy from Basel, and oposite them a very beautiful blond woman and a nun.

    The lights in the train compartment aren't working, so when the train presently goes through a tunnel, all four of them are left sitting in the pitch black dark. Then there's the sound of a resounding slap...

    When the train comes out of the tunnel all of them can see that the Zurich guy has a bright red palm print on his cheek.

    The nun thinks: "Aha, that Zurich guy tried to kiss the blond in the dark and she defended herself. Good for her!"

    The blond thinks: "Aha, the Zurich guy obviously wanted to kiss me in the dark, but got confused and went for the nun instead. Serve him right!"

    The Zurich guy thinks: "Blast! The Basel guy must have tried to kiss the blond and in the dark she ended up hitting me instead of him."

    And the Basel guy thinks: "Hey cool, in the next tunnel I'll clobber that idiot from Zurich again!"
    "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)


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    Re: Swiss joke

    I'll have to forward that one to my brother in Zurich!
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