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You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
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To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

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  • A Little old Lady...

    ...goes to the doctor, and says: Doctor, I have a small problem... I have terrible wind, all the time. But the good thing is that you can't hear it and it doesn't smell.

    The doctor gives her some medicine to take twice daily and asks her to come back again a week later.

    She comes back and says: Doctor, those drops you gave me didn't help at all! In fact they made everything a lot worse - now my farts have started to smell awfully!

    The doctor says: Ok, now let's take a look at your ears...
    "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)


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    Re: A Little old Lady...

    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste
    like chicken...

    My 44" oven in progress...


    • #3
      Re: A Little old Lady...

      Well at least you have got the gender right!
      I heard the same but with a male as they are usually guilty of such reactions.

      Prevention is better than cure, - do it right the first time!

      The more I learn, the more I realise how little I know

      Neillís Pompeiii #1
      Neillís kitchen underway


      • #4
        Re: A Little old Lady...

        My father in law has told that story so many times -never used the word wind thou. Frances, I thought you went walk a bout in the SW of France

        "It's time to go Vertical"
        Oven Thread