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  • A Little old Lady...

    ...goes to the doctor, and says: Doctor, I have a small problem... I have terrible wind, all the time. But the good thing is that you can't hear it and it doesn't smell.

    The doctor gives her some medicine to take twice daily and asks her to come back again a week later.

    She comes back and says: Doctor, those drops you gave me didn't help at all! In fact they made everything a lot worse - now my farts have started to smell awfully!

    The doctor says: Ok, now let's take a look at your ears...
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    Re: A Little old Lady...

    Roflmao!!!!!!
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste
    like chicken...



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      Re: A Little old Lady...

      Well at least you have got the gender right!
      I heard the same but with a male as they are usually guilty of such reactions.

      Neill
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      • #4
        Re: A Little old Lady...

        My father in law has told that story so many times -never used the word wind thou. Frances, I thought you went walk a bout in the SW of France
        RCLake

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