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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • Woe-be-tide

    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
    He had no arms and no legs.
    Three women were walking by and felt sorry for the poor man.
    The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
    The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
    The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
    The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
    The third woman asked "Have you ever been f ****d?"
    The man said "No".

    She said "You will be when the tide comes in".

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    Re: Woe-be-tide

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks I needed that.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste
    like chicken...



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    • #3
      Re: Woe-be-tide

      I read all the jokes....

      That one, was by FAR, the funniest!!!!!!

      It "cracked" me up

      Thanks Sarah.......I'm gonna go tell it right now.
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      My costs:
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      • #4
        Re: Woe-be-tide

        Awesome!!!!
        Check out my pictures here:
        http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/les-build-4207.html

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