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  • Woe-be-tide

    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
    He had no arms and no legs.
    Three women were walking by and felt sorry for the poor man.
    The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
    The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
    The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
    The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
    The third woman asked "Have you ever been f ****d?"
    The man said "No".

    She said "You will be when the tide comes in".

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    Re: Woe-be-tide

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks I needed that.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste
    like chicken...



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    • #3
      Re: Woe-be-tide

      I read all the jokes....

      That one, was by FAR, the funniest!!!!!!

      It "cracked" me up

      Thanks Sarah.......I'm gonna go tell it right now.
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      • #4
        Re: Woe-be-tide

        Awesome!!!!
        Check out my pictures here:
        http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/les-build-4207.html

        If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving isn't for you.

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