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  • Involuntary Muscular Contractions

    A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
    > Contractions" to his first year medical students.
    >
    > Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
    > decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in
    > the front row and said, "Do you know what your a$$hole is doing while
    > you're having an orgasm?"
    >
    > Without hesitation, she replied, "He's probably deer hunting with his
    > buddies."

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    Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions

    That's almost a redneck joke!!!
    Here's another...
    After a fine redneck wedding the groom is about as drunk as can be but the new bride stone sober. Under the covers and cracking himself up laughing he puts his hand on his wife's breast and says "If that thing could give us milk we could get rid of the cow!" Laughing heartily at his newest funny line!
    A minute or so later he runs his hand down under his wife's night dress and says "If that thing could lay eggs we could get rid of them chickens!" And now he is laughing harder than before!
    With that his wife reaches her hand into his pants and says "Yeah, and if you could keep that hting hard we could get rid of your brother!"
    Dutch
    "Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. " Charles Mingus
    "Build at least two brick ovens...one to make all the mistakes on and the other to be just like you dreamed of!" Dutch

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    • #3
      Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions

      Here's a similar one:

      A Professor was giving a lecture on "Muscular
      > Contractions" to his first year medical students.
      >
      > Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
      > decided to lighten the mood slightly. So his first question was: can anyone tell me which muscle spontaneously expands to 100 times its original size within less than a second?

      A young woman in the front row blushed and started to giggle, and he turned to her and said: Young woman, you are destined to be very much disapointed - its the pupil of your eye.
      "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

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