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  • Knock knock...

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Ivan. Ivan who?
    I've enough retained heat in my oven to bake tons of bread.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Mike. Mike who?
    My keystone is cooler than yours.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Woof. Woof who?
    WFO's make the best pizza.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Jim. Jim who?
    Chimney hight is important for oven draw.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Cat. Cat who?
    Catastrophic jokes they may be, but each and every one features an oven!

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Ike. Ike who?
    I can't take any more of these lousy oven jokes.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Police. Police who?
    Pleeeese make this be the last one...


    I'm very sorry for this. Blame a housefull of small kids and an exceptionally boring rainy afternoon...
    "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

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  • #2
    Re: Knock knock...

    I... uh...

    wow.

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    • #3
      Re: Knock knock...

      If I didn't LOVE terrible jokes so much, I'd say these we're terrible! (Wha?)
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      • #4
        Re: Knock knock...

        .....................And in the famous words of Henny Youngman,
        "What good is happiness? You can't buy money with it!" (Badahh... Boom!)
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        • #5
          Re: Knock knock...

          Groan...
          (pretty clever, though)
          Ken H. - Kentucky
          42" Pompeii

          Pompeii Oven Construction Video Updated!

          Oven Thread ... Enclosure Thread
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          • #6
            Re: Knock knock...

            Frances.... I have the support group making the net as we speak and Ken will drop it on you when he flies over.

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            • #7
              Re: Knock knock...

              Originally posted by oventhusiast View Post
              .....................And in the famous words of Henny Youngman,
              "What good is happiness? You can't buy money with it!" (Badahh... Boom!)
              Can't forget this one..."My wife said take me somewhere I've never been! So I took her into the kitchen!"
              "Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. " Charles Mingus
              "Build at least two brick ovens...one to make all the mistakes on and the other to be just like you dreamed of!" Dutch

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              • #8
                Re: Knock knock...

                Good one Dutch! Frances - don't quit your day job!

                Here's a few more lame ones:

                What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
                A tuba toothpaste. (sorry - I had to start with that)

                What's Mary short for?
                She's got no legs.

                a man kept coming to mary lous cafe and ordering ham & eggs.
                to play a prank, mary lou scratched ham & eggs off the menu.
                the next time he came in, she handed him the menu, saying honey,
                i just scratched what you like! well, he replied, wash your
                fingers and get me some ham & eggs!
                GJBingham
                -----------------------------------
                Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

                -

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                • #9
                  Re: Knock knock...

                  Groan ... those are even worse than mine!

                  And Les promised us it'd get better...!
                  "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

                  http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
                  http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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                  • #10
                    Re: Knock knock...

                    Speaking of Dentists,
                    have you heard the one where a woman gets into the dentist's chair and says "There is only one thing worse than having to go to a dentist"!
                    "What's that", asked the dentist?
                    "Having a baby", replied the woman.
                    "Well, make up your mind before I adjust the chair" replied the dentist.
                    I think I'll go to bed now, catch you all in the morning.

                    Neill
                    Prevention is better than cure, - do it right the first time!

                    The more I learn, the more I realise how little I know


                    Neillís Pompeiii #1
                    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/n...-1-a-2005.html
                    Neillís kitchen underway
                    http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f35/...rway-4591.html

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                    • #11
                      Re: Knock knock...

                      Reminds me of the one about a young girl who goes to the doctor. He pulls out his stethoscope and says "big breaths" and she says "yeth, and I'm only thixthteen!".
                      "Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)

                      http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
                      http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f9/p...nues-2991.html

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                      • #12
                        Re: Knock knock...

                        These are all....well....horrible! But I'm laughing!!!!!!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Knock knock...

                          I'm not sure why I'm still reading this thread. Oh, well.

                          There's the one about the Zen monk who goes to the hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything!"

                          When he gets nothing back from his $20 bill, the vendor informs him, "Change comes from within."


                          Yes, that's right, one joke with two punch lines!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Knock knock...

                            OK Ė letís get political.

                            Chelsea is touring Iraq to build support for Hilary. When she meets general Petraeus, she asks him what his biggest fears were regarding Iraq. He thought for a second and replied; Osama, Obama, and your mama.
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                            If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving isn't for you.

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                            • #15
                              Knock knock...recycling

                              Knock knock! Who's there?
                              Ike. Ike who?
                              I can't take any more of these lousy jokes.

                              Knock knock! Who's there?
                              Police. Police who?
                              Pleeeese make this be the last one...

                              Sharing life's positives and loving the slow food lane

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