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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • I'll have half

    A man worked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy 1/2 head of lettuce.
    The boy working in the dept told him they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager.
    The boy walked into the back room and said to his manager. "Some old b$&stard wants a half head of lettuce.
    As he finished the sentence, he turned around to find the man standing behind him, so he quickly added" and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other 1/2.
    The manager. Approved the deal and the old man left. Later the manager said to the boy "I'm with the way you got yourself out of that situation before, we like people that can think on their feet, here, where are you from.
    "New Zealand , sir " the boy replied.
    "Why did you leave New Zealand? The manager asked.
    The boy said " Sir, there nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players"
    "Is that right? Replied the manager.
    My wife's from New Zealand!"
    " Really, said the boy, who'd she play for?
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