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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • An oldie but a goodie

    Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
    Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
    bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband
    also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard,
    not realising that the little boy is in there.
    After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here'.
    The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let
    alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
    Boy - 'I have a football.'
    Man - 'That's nice.'
    Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
    Man - 'No, thanks.'
    Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
    Man - 'OK, how much?'
    Boy - '$250'
    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
    the cupboard together.
    Boy - 'Dark in here.'
    Man - 'Yes, it is'
    Boy - 'I have football boots.'
    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this
    Boy - '$750'
    Man - 'Sold.'
    A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and
    footy, and let's go outside and have a game of footy.
    The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my football and boots.'
    The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'
    The boy says, 'To a mate of mine for a 1,000 bucks!'
    The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging a mate like
    that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to
    take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'
    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
    confession booth and he closes the door.
    The boy says, 'Dark in here'.
    The priest says, 'Don't start that again ya little bugger . . . you're in my
    cupboard now'!!
    Prevention is better than cure, - do it right the first time!

    The more I learn, the more I realise how little I know

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