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If bread was a gun....rant - Forno Bravo Forum: The Wood-Fired Oven Community



Photo Galleries are back! Instructions below.

Dear forum users,
Thank you for your patience with the Photo galleries. We've got your galleries online!
We have finished writing a custom script to migrate the PhotoPlog to vBulletin5’s albums.

Unfortunately V-Bulletin killed the "Photoplogs" in their software upgrade which was unforeseen and we're the first development group to have written a script for getting the galleries back... that said, it took some time to reverse engineer the code and get the albums to move over seamlessly!

Forum users will be able to access their “PhotoPlog” images through their user profile page by clicking on the “Media” tab.
They will also be able to browse other albums by going to the albums page. (On the forum site, there is a link in the black bar beside “Forums” to the albums.)

In order for users to create an album please follow the steps below.
1) Go to user profile page and click “Media”
2) Click Add Photos
3) Enter Photo Gallery Title in the first field
4) Click Upload or Select from Photo Album to add photos
5) Click Post
6) Once posted, the album will be created as a “Topic” on the albums page for the public to see. The topic title will be the “Photo Gallery Title” they created before uploading their photos.

To create this migration path we used vBulletin5’s default album structure. Unfortunately, it won’t work like the “PhotoPlog” but is an album/gallery component on the forum now.
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If bread was a gun....rant

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  • If bread was a gun....rant

    In lieu of all the recent gun laws and debate, I submit..................
    Facts About Bread
    More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters.
    Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
    Newborn babies can choke on bread.
    Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 500 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
    In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.
    More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
    Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
    Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.
    Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
    Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
    Take Action Now!

    In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:
    No sale of bread to minors.
    No advertising of bread within 1000 feet of a school.
    A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
    No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
    Limits on the sale of large amounts of bread, no use of bread in public places such as restaurants and sandwich shops.
    Eventually, a total ban on the production, sale and use of bread, Not to mention those that make bread.....

    Join the fight to combat this dangerous substance. Write your representatives today!
    " Life is art, live a masterpiece"

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    Re: If bread was a gun....rant

    In light of the huge difference of opinions on guns and gun control and the like we should not go any further with that topic. It's a subject close to many hearts on both sides of the debate and nothing good will come of it here on a WFO site. That subject just makes people angry at one another. So lets stay friends and change the subject.



    • #3
      Re: If bread was a gun....rant

      Faith, you are right!
      " Life is art, live a masterpiece"