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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
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We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • A Duck Walk into a Bar

    A Duck walks into a bar.
    The Barmen says "your a duck"
    The duck says" Good your eyes aren't just painted on, do you ears work as well. Id like a beer and sandwiches, and now, I have only 1/2 an hour for lunch.
    The Barman says" you can talk"
    The duck answers " yes your ears seem to work alright how are that beer and sangers coming?
    The Barman asks where do you come from?
    And the duck answers. " the building site across the road, hows those sangers and beer"
    Anyway the ducks gets his beer and sangers at the bar every day over the next week.
    A day the circus comes to town and the ringmaster comes to the Bar. The barman asks him if he is interested in a talking duck. The ringmaster of course says he would pay top dollar for an act like that.
    So next day when the duck comes in the barman tells him he could get him a top paying job.
    The ducks interested and asks where?
    "The circus" the barman answers.
    "The circus" the duck says
    "Yes" the barmans says "The circus, with the animals and all." "They would be real interested in what you can do."
    "And the big tent" says. says the duck" And the caravans" Why would you think they be interested in a brickie anyway"
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    Re: A Duck Walk into a Bar

    Originally posted by cobblerdave View Post
    A Duck walks into a bar.
    The Barmen says "your a duck"
    The duck says" Good your eyes aren't just painted on, do you ears work as well. Id like a beer and sandwiches, and now, I have only 1/2 an hour for lunch.
    The Barman says" you can talk"
    The duck answers " yes your ears seem to work alright how are that beer and sangers coming?
    The Barman asks where do you come from?
    And the duck answers. " the building site across the road, hows those sangers and beer"
    Anyway the ducks gets his beer and sangers at the bar every day over the next week.
    A day the circus comes to town and the ringmaster comes to the Bar. The barman asks him if he is interested in a talking duck. The ringmaster of course says he would pay top dollar for an act like that.
    So next day when the duck comes in the barman tells him he could get him a top paying job.
    The ducks interested and asks where?
    "The circus" the barman answers.
    "The circus" the duck says
    "Yes" the barmans says "The circus, with the animals and all." "They would be real interested in what you can do."
    "And the big tent" says. says the duck" And the caravans" Why would you think they be interested in a brickie anyway"
    That was funny,Dave! Do you also have a Pen Name, on the forum??
    You and Wild Duck, sounds the same!

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    • #3
      Re: A Duck Walk into a Bar

      That's real Hilarious! And as i love ducks, this makes it even better

      Cheers
      Karl

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