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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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    >>>> Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
    >>>> But they know they are in love.
    >>>> One day they decide that they want to get married,
    >>>> So Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
    >>>>
    >>>> Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
    >>>> "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
    >>>> And I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
    >>>>
    >>>> Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
    >>>> Mr. Smith replies,
    >>>> "Well Bruce, you are only 10..
    >>>> Where will you two live?"
    >>>>
    >>>> Without even taking a moment to think about it,
    >>>> Bruce replies,
    >>>> "In Jenny's room.
    >>>> It's bigger than mine
    >>>> And we can both fit there nicely."
    >>>> Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
    >>>> "Okay, then how will you live?
    >>>> You're not old enough to get a job.
    >>>> You'll need to support Jenny."
    >>>>
    >>>> Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance,
    >>>> Jenny makes five bucks a week
    >>>> And I make 10 bucks a week.
    >>>> That's about 60 bucks a month,
    >>>> So that should do us just fine."
    >>>>
    >>>> Mr. Smith is impressed
    >>>> Bruce has put so much thought into this.
    >>>>
    >>>> "Well Bruce,
    >>>> It seems like you have everything figured out.
    >>>> I just have one more question.
    >>>> What will you do if the two of you should have
    >>>> Little children
    >>>> Of your own?"
    >>>>
    >>>> Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
    >>>> "Well, we've been lucky so far."
    >>>>
    >>>> Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable ! !
    >>>>

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    Re: Lucky Bruce

    I bet little Jenneys not getting her 5 dollar allowance anymore.

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    • #3
      Re: Lucky Bruce

      Originally posted by TxTanner View Post
      I bet little Jenneys not getting her 5 dollar allowance anymore.
      That is not exactly correct. Actually, they have equal allowances..................... Little Bruce, now gives Little Jenney,.............. five of his .
      Last edited by Gulf; 08-06-2013, 04:52 PM.
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      • #4
        Re: Lucky Bruce

        I get your drift gulf......Answer me this one. Is the $400 little Bruce is gonna end up owing Jenny every month for child support gonna come out of the $1200 or, be added to the $1200 that little Bruce's mom get from his dad every month......poor bastard I mean the dad... not the baby.

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