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New Forno Bravo Forum Feature

Forno Bravo Forum Community,

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • Oldtimers

    Gudday
    An old women took her husband to the doctor ...because he was forgetfull.
    The doc examines him , tests him , and tells the women . "He not that bad , yes be forgets things just get him to write down anything that's important."
    Next day he offers to make breakfast and asks her what she wants." Cereal with fruit and a black coffee "was the reply. "And write it down."" He replies I don't need to I'm doing it straight away.
    He returns 1/2 an hour later with bacon and eggs and a cup of white tea.
    She is really mad " you have forgotten again , you should have written it down,........where's the toast!!"

    Sorry stuck one old folk jokes at the moment with a mate .....our wife's hate them....but laugh anyway
    Regards dave
    Measure twice
    Cut once
    Fit in position with largest hammer

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    Re: Oldtimers

    Dont give up your day job.
    The English language was invented by people who couldnt spell.

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    • #3
      Re: Oldtimers

      Doctor visiting an elderly patient in hospital says "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news for you. You have cancer (pause) and Alzheimer's."
      The old bloke replies "Lucky I haven't got cancer"
      Last edited by david s; 11-17-2012, 04:04 PM.
      Kindled with zeal and fired with passion.

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