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You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • JC in belfast

    Q. Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Belfast

    A. Where in Belfast would you find....3 Wise men....And a virgin.

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    Re: JC in belfast

    Woops
    Got a txt message ....offended an irishman...better change the story

    Here about Canberra... our nationals capital... was not able to organise a nativity scene........couldn't find 3 wise men.... hunt for the virgin continues....

    Regards Dave
    PS don't worry about us Christians...were tough...been persecuted for 2000 yrs
    Last edited by cobblerdave; 12-24-2011, 07:37 PM.
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      Re: JC in belfast

      two women arrive at the pearly gate at the same time. as they wait in the queue the first one says to the second woman. 'you're quite young, how did you end up here?
      Oh she says "I froze to death!
      " That's dreadful"
      "Not really, it just got colder and colder and then I was here"
      "What about you then?"
      Second woman is a bit reluctant but then tells her story.
      "I was a very jealous wife and always suspected my husband was playing up on me. To day he said he was sick and was staying in bed while I went to work.
      I suspected something was up so I waited around the corner for a while and walked back.
      When I went up to the bedroom he was still in bed with nothing on!
      I went berserk, I looked in the wardrobes, I emptied out all the cupboards!
      I searched under the stairs. I pulled his workshop to pieces, looked under his car......NOTHING
      I was so wound up I ended up having a heart attack and died on the laundry floor near the freezer, that is how I ended up here."
      First woman was thoughtful for a moment and then says,
      "It's a shame you didn't look in the freezer first!"

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        Re: JC in belfast

        ROFLMAO, I can usually see them coming, but damn: that's funny!!!
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