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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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  • A farmer gets a knock on the front door.

    A farmer gets a knock on the front door.
    A young bloke standing there says " I see you have some honey dews down the paddock, would you mind if I went and got some honey"?

    The farmer said "son, you dont get honey from honey dews, but I'll go ya halves in what ya get"
    Twenty minutes later the young fella is back saying, "one jar of honey for you, one for me."

    While I was down the paddock I noticed you had some milk thistle,would you mind if I went and got some milk?
    The farmer said "son you dont get milk from milk thistle, but I'll go ya halves in what ya get"
    Twenty minutes later the young fella is back saying, "one bottle of milk for you, one for me."

    The young fella then says, “while I was down the paddock I noticed you had some pussy willow.”
    The farmer said, " hang on son, I'll get me hat."
    The English language was invented by people who couldnt spell.

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    Re: A farmer gets a knock on the front door.

    At first I thought this was going to involve the infamous "farmer's daughter".

    Sure hope the farmer's last name isn't Willow...

    RT

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