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A farmer gets a knock on the front door.

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  • A farmer gets a knock on the front door.

    A farmer gets a knock on the front door.
    A young bloke standing there says " I see you have some honey dews down the paddock, would you mind if I went and got some honey"?

    The farmer said "son, you dont get honey from honey dews, but I'll go ya halves in what ya get"
    Twenty minutes later the young fella is back saying, "one jar of honey for you, one for me."

    While I was down the paddock I noticed you had some milk thistle,would you mind if I went and got some milk?
    The farmer said "son you dont get milk from milk thistle, but I'll go ya halves in what ya get"
    Twenty minutes later the young fella is back saying, "one bottle of milk for you, one for me."

    The young fella then says, “while I was down the paddock I noticed you had some pussy willow.”
    The farmer said, " hang on son, I'll get me hat."
    The English language was invented by people who couldnt spell.

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    Re: A farmer gets a knock on the front door.

    At first I thought this was going to involve the infamous "farmer's daughter".

    Sure hope the farmer's last name isn't Willow...

    RT

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