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New Forno Bravo Forum Feature

Forno Bravo Forum Community,

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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    One day a priest was walking through the neighborhood and he saw little Johnny sitting on the curb playing with a glass jar. He walked up to Johnny and ask:

    Priest: Johnny, what do you have there?

    Johnny: Hi Father, I have here the most powerful liquid in the world. Its ACID!

    The Priest thought that that was to dangerous for a little boy to be playing with so he decided to trick Johnny out of it.

    Priest: Johnny, I hate to tell you this but that is not the most powerful liquid in the world. He reached inside his coat pocket, and produced a small vile, and showed it to Johnny and said, This is, Holy Water!!

    Johnny: Holy Water! Whats so powerful about Holy Water?

    Priest: Well Johnny, just last week I rubbed some of this on a pregnet woman's tummy and she passed a baby.

    Johnny: Heck Father, thats nothing, just this morning I poured some of this on a cat's ass and he passed a motorcycle!